silent moment

when someone says something either completely outrageous, stupid, or way off topic or subject that it lead to a temporary moment of silence, weird stares. and awkwardness at that persons expense.

Guy 1: hey guys since I'm getting married in two days lets hold a kick ass bachelor party!

Other guys: yeah!!!!!

Guy 4: then we can bring over hookers to hit us in the junk!

*silent moment*

from the South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie

Kyle's mom: what is a Rim Job?

Cartman's mom: oh, that's when you put your leg behind your head and someone licks your ass.

*silent moment*

by drider August 1, 2010

Sticky Moment

This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.

Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010

Trix Moment

The moment when you realize you're craving Trix, but go to your cabinet/pantry and realize it's not there.

Basically, the craving that cannot be craved of Trix, the cereal.

/You in head: Man, I'm craving trix.
/Runs to the pantry.
/Sees nothing.
/All throughout the day, your mouth waters for Trix.
You just had a Trix Moment.

by Troll fayce January 3, 2011

geek moment

Through the excessive use of technology a person becomes overly excited at something they have done or are about to do.

Johnny had geek moment on his laptop.

by Cubeman September 9, 2010

Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

by BenzoMay November 11, 2010

popcorn momentum

1. A lustful momentum in which one cannot, or will not stop eating popcorn.

2. Any act in which the person named has no control over what they are currently ingesting.

Sarah: Hey Pete, you better slow down with those beers; it's like watching Charlie Sheen.
Pete: Fuck off! I've got some wicked popcorn momentum going on here.

by Jamhowlear March 19, 2011

Ha moment

When you get so used to typing 'haha', that you just type two letters over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Fiiinnnneeeenenenenenenennenenenenennene.
Ha moment^

by Derpfaceherpster May 1, 2011