minus mile high club

having under water scuba sex

guy#1: i went on a trip to hawaii met this chick and went to the minus mile high club

by doing your mom7777777777777777 May 14, 2011

six.mikes

Well, you see. This cuck is an utter shit stain inside the internet, with moods ranging from being a drama-queen to an angry wanker. Albeit the lack of emotions, mainly consisting of over simplified humor or really unfunny racist, offensive, and completely stupid reactions; the thot-slayer prefers to be by himself to avoid all pain and people. He would like to get a big breasted gothic girlfriend but, relationships are stupid and emotions are for the weak according to the human elf. Did I mention that he is actually only 4'5", yeah I saw his reflection in my nightmares but he looked nearly identical to a Grinch. Once you get past this misanthropes lack of social skills, Troll and High Elf appearance, lack of sympathy and the ability to cry; you realize he is just a shell of a human being hoping for the sweet release of death or an argument to ensue so he can flex his vocabulary of large and unnecessary words. Let's stray from the long list of negatives onto the short but really not sweet positives; the Grinch has quite the large intellect, get's along with any animals (excluding humans obviously), and he may have a large bout of care that he has kept inside a glass jar on a counter labelled "Dried Smegma to be sold as Cocaine". So this is the end of the short article on the human troll- elf hybrid.

Hey, did you hear about that guy acting like six.mikes?
Who, Hitler reincarnate into the body of an average looking edge lord?
Yeah obviously who else?

by A Self Destructive Chair November 25, 2017

mountain mikes

A disgusting pizza place in NorCal where white people go. Or if you’re forced by an end-of-the-season baseball, soccer, basketball, party.

Drew: What’s your favorite pizza place?
Max: definetely not Mountain Mikes that place is wack- but their arcade games are pretty cool.

by norcalhoe11 January 23, 2018

Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

The Green Mile

When you get a blowjob from a redneck girl while she has wintergreen snuff or "dip" in her mouth. It's messy, but provides a tingly sensation.

I'm so done with your the farmer's daughter. The blowie was mind blowing, but I may never get the dip juice stains off my car seat. I won't be walking the green mile with her again.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz September 19, 2016

green mile

road to riches, on tha paper chase, tha block, any path to getting money

where u been mayne?

i been on that green mile.

by tha franchise January 3, 2008