Mexican Blueprint

When someone is doing a job and they forget how it goes back together so they look at another one to see what it's supposed to look like when it's done.

He was putting the brakes back together on his car and he had to look at the mexican blueprint on the other side to see how it goes.

by flashotter October 2, 2011

mexican vacation

The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt

I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.

by Blorpman69 July 15, 2016

chilly mexican

A sexual act in which one penetrates their partner's vagina with a full, frozen bottle of Corona.

After three hours in the freezer, I shoved that Corona up the bitch's snatch. She loves the chilly mexican.

by kranc February 14, 2008

Taco Bell Mexican

A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.

Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican

by Mr.LargeDial June 17, 2010

Knock-off Mexican

Someone who is of mexican or hispanic decent, and has virtually no knowledge of their own heritage, speaks little to none spanish!

Emma: "Maya is such a knock-off Mexican!....shes failing spanish!!!"

by Maya Lopez July 2, 2011

Big fat silly mexican

Used to stop a mexican form saying something that will make you look bad.

This will usually make you look better at the same time.

Mexican to group of John's friends-" Hey el pacho I saw at that taco bar with those gay strippers last night."

John-"Oh look at this big fat silly mexican! Soon he will have enough money to go cross the border back to his family!

Crowd of friends- "Ha you're the best John!"

by matt1the3beast July 4, 2011

Mexican Leak

When you're anally penetrating a female with your erect penis and, in your dominance and glory, decide to release a small amount of urine into her asshole. After all, why not?

"I was banging that bitch I met in the bar last night and was balls-deep inside her ass when she thought I came. She asked "Was it good for you?", and I replied "Not yet, you dirty whore! That was just a Mexican leak! Now shut up and hop back on my dick."

by Holy Nigger January 27, 2009