mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny May 12, 2011

Mental Sotardation

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.

This is a severe case of mental sotardation.

by black_dude October 24, 2012

mental spittin

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'

asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.

by the_merchant May 18, 2009

googoo-gaga mentality

a condition/situation where a person doesn't know what they are speaking, or say something while making wierd sounds. Just like a toddler
Derived from the "5 reasons why you are an infant" meme.

"Hey you wanna hang out with us tomorrow"
"Ummmm....meh... Idk... I might need to ask mom..hmmm...u guys can go...i guess"
"Stop acting like a child, we've had enough of your googoo-gaga mentality"

by narcissistic_muza April 06, 2023

mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

mentally banging

Consciously sexing someone in your thiughts.

I was mentally banging him hard core.

by Jamesvcc2 January 11, 2016

Psycho Princess Mental Tension

This is the code name for PMS one of my Irish teachers used to use. It is what he believes is an accurate description of what PMS is.

Teacher #1: ''Why did Becca leave the classroom so suddenly? Is something the matter?''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''

by thegamefreak543 October 31, 2017