Mathew

The kind of guy who makes you laugh when he's around you. The ever-smiling dude who brightens up the room. Don't get me started about girls around him. He's a living chic magnet. You can never see a Mathew without girls around him. Even at bus stops he has many girls waiting for him.

The room is so Mathew-ish!

by TheSexyWarrior November 23, 2021

Matthew

The sun in everyone's world. Brightens up your day, pisses off when you want to sleep and creates the most beautiful sunsets to help you forget about the bad things in your world to have a good nights sleep.

I want a matthew as my best friend

by 10k.round2 April 10, 2022

Matthew

Loser who doesn't have a life. Gay as BITCH!!!And he's extremally useless .If u don't know a Matthew then ur the most luckiest person alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew is a pain in the ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matthewisaloser27 April 17, 2022

Eight O'clock Matthew

After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.

Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.

by Drunkinacnj February 22, 2010

big dick matthew

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough

big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!

by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

Mathew

Mathew is an annoying hobo that will get you nowhere in life.

Mathew lives on the streets so he is a hobo

by Thiccc_boy_max February 3, 2020