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Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.
by Flipyoutoo March 4, 2009
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Martin

Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!
by Clint July 28, 2015
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martinez

any period of sexual intercourse lasting five minutes or less
"so, Bob, what did you do last night?"
"well, Vanessa and I did not have time for full intercourse so we just had a martinez instead."
by aleecea July 5, 2009
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Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.
Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?
by Thefinisher69 January 11, 2017
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Martial Arts

A Sport were butt kicking and being tortured is required.
Martial Arts is a torturing sport.
by DefineThis1904 August 5, 2018
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rimmy martin

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.
by unclebarbosa February 5, 2012
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Riccardo Martinez

Your being a Riccardo Martinez
by Please let December 5, 2017
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