The Magician

When you pretend to cum in her so she gets worry that she is gonna get pregnant but then you say "sike check your ear"

Guy1: Ay dude yesterday i just pulled The Magician on my girl and she was so impressed
Guy2: Dame i gotta try it on my girl someday

by Garan1610 February 22, 2021

Magnemite

A sad excuse of a Pokemon that has magnets for arms, and leaves you wondering how they reproduce. Pisses everyone off because they can't get hurt by Earthquake.

When grown up, they'd have a permanent orgy with 2 other Magnemite, connected through their bolt-shaped penises.

Cristiano Ronaldo : Dude you have a magnemite! Magnemagnemagnemite!

Steven Gerrard : Fuck off pussyface.

by Booglitoops May 28, 2009

black mage

One of the most revered online comic characters in existence. The sprite who was quoted saying - "Love is a very powerful force. Even moreso when it's focused into a coherent beam of destruction. Every time i cast hadoken, it siphons away some of the love in the universe. I'm not sure how much, but I'm given to understand the divorce rate goes up with each blast."

RM: Hey, BM, what makes your hadoken work, anyway?

BM: PROMISE not to tell anyone?

RM: For the purposes of this conversation, yes, I do.

BM: Love.

by bonekill January 7, 2005

magic milkshake

An insane concoction of cookies-and-cream Häagen-Dazs, skim milk, Ecstasy, mushrooms and LSD. Commonly drank by hackers of epic proportions.

Albert Gonzalez: "Dude, we got anymore magic milkshakes left?"
Stephen Watt: "Nah man, let me make some more. We've still got some LSD, right?"

by trap15 June 3, 2011

Pussy magnet

A man or woman who attracts the attention of a lot of women or cats.

George Clooney is such a pussy magnet.

I've got catnip at home, it's a total pussy magnet.

by Dukkemand January 22, 2015

Sudbrook Magnet Middle School

Jewish, Christian, Gay, Straight, Dancer, Singer Sudbrook has it all! Be jealous and dont be hating! We dont have the usual type of cliques. We have performing arts cliques, then Visual art cliques, then Language cliques, then the EES cliques. But when it comes down to it everyone knows everyone else. 8th grade is the bomb, becuse you don't get shoved in the hall, you know everyone, and 6th and 7th graders like talking to them. 7th grade is awesome since your not at the bottom but your not quite yet at the top. Thats the year to just have the time of your life in this school. 6th is finding who you are and where you go. But whoever you are, you still miss the school once you leave it !

Hey you heard of Gary Tiller?
Yeah, he's awesome i heard he works at Sudbrook Magnet Middle School!
Lucky.

by dancergirl96 January 2, 2011

Maggie

the most amazing girl there is. she will make you laugh your head off. she is pretty, gorgeous, beautiful and hot. she is liked by everyonee and is very outgoing. she is a great friend and people would be lucky to have her in their life. you'll always have a great time with her. she can be a little selfish, bratty and full of herself but if you tell her what shes doing she'll stop. she is the nicest person oout there. has amazing eyes, hair, and is good in bed. :)

"Oh my goshh, i love Maggie."

by Maggieee Beaaarr January 2, 2010