Aunt Jemima Mistake

When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.

Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!

by Twittenham_rebel May 3, 2009

cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012

Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.

Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.

by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016

i ran out of milkshake

I ran out of patience . I Wanna talk about it sooner

I would have never said anything but i ran out of milkshake.

by Smart3rd April 20, 2018

Fillard’s Milkshake

When giving a deep throated round of fellatio goes too far and you end up puking all over the receiver’s cock. However the true Fillard’s Milkshake is achieved when the vomit occurs simultaneously with male orgasm. The sensation of pleasure and warmth quickly ends once the smell hits you.

When trying your hardest backfires, Megan mixed a mean Fillard’s Milkshake for Steve last night leaving him unsure whether if he wanted another after a thorough shower.

by Twansolo96 May 27, 2018