masterbabe

1. A female attractive enough to be classified as spank-worthy

Best said by Divinyls "When I think about you I touch myself"

Damn, Sally is such a masterbabe.. seeing her in that top is going into my spank-bank.

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011

masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.

Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.

by karactre August 26, 2014

Rhyme Master

Someone who really knows how to rhyme. They can rhyme pretty much everything, and make alot of rhymes about sexual things. But those are always fun. And every rhyme he/she makes is pretty funny.

Person: "Christmas Sex Christmas sex. jingle bells strapped your balls, while your parents are buying you presents at shopping malls. Your in there bedroom with you girl beside you, its time for a banging its past your Que. It's time for some good fashioned fun, and I'm not gonna stop until I'm done."

Girl: "Well you are not getting laid by that, but you are definitely the Rhyme Master"

by SomeWhatFunnyGuy December 20, 2009

Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.

Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.

by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010

Grease-master

Alcoholic shooter meant for the grimiest of men.
One part vodka, one part bacon grease.

Shots of grease-master, all around !

by realthow May 11, 2011

Harpoon Master

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...

Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master

by Kristar January 26, 2013