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screen licker

A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.
Oi Kev you spag, stop being a screen licker and licking the screen!
by James Law January 4, 2008
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Panty Liner

A guy who lines his pants with crap, because he shits himself every time he's scared.
That Jester is such a Panty Liner.
by Arcca-Daton December 19, 2009
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window licker

a spastic,learning disabilities
spastic, learning disabilities, retarded person.
by mark January 10, 2004
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bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been
Your breathe stinks Bench Licker
by Dick April 10, 2003
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astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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licker

an alcoholic drink. If the word liqueur has derived from France why not this word "licker" couldn't be used and written in English? Write this. I've invented simplier version for liqueur
I don't like licker but other liquor
by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008
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Linner

Lunch and Dinner combined around 3 pm in the afternoon.
The boy asked me to go to linner with him on Tuesday.
by Lady carmine December 6, 2015
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