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oasis academy lister park

A smelly shitty school for ass licks and pussy wagon drivers
Aw ffs u just rolled around in pig shit and now u smell like oasis academy lister park.
by ian simpsan August 28, 2019
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I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.
Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man
by Chris Mickleham December 25, 2008
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now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."
by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016
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Listening to Britney Spears

Living life to the full and knowing what good music is all about! If you're the type of person who regularly listens to Britney then you obviously know a good recording artist when you hear one.
Many people enjoy Listening to Britney SPears and some of her well known songs are:
Baby One More Time,
(You Drive Me) Crazy,
Oops I Did It Again,
Stronger,
Sometimes,
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart,
Overprotected,
Womanizer,
Circus etc.
by Welshkid246 April 15, 2009
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listen to gospel music

going over to a girl's house late at night to get some ass, possibly doing her until she is "filled with the holy spirit" and she "testifies".
"yo man, where are you going?"
"you know bro, over to this chick's house to listen to gospel music"
by Armando Ozuna February 20, 2008
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back listing

Puting the non attractive people in matchmaking sights near the back of the book and the more attractive people to the front.
Back listing is the best way to pick the attractive and ugly people from any matchmaking site.
Damn, they should have backlisted this ugo.
by scott mccowan July 15, 2006
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