leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.

person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Leatherage

The act of using a wad of dollar bills (no less than $2000 total), and spanking someone over the ass with it.

“She loved the leatherage I gave her last night, it was some serious waddage.”

by Krucial.co May 21, 2022

Leatherage

The utilisation of dollar bills in wad formation (No less than $2000 dollars), and slapping it over someone's ass during a sexual interaction.

"She loves a leatherage"

by Krucial.co May 22, 2022

leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.

*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."

by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022

Leather Bottom

Someone who has done a lot of anal sex. They are seasoned pros

I finally hooked up with Jennifer! I had no idea she had a leather bottom!

by Spiderman0522 February 15, 2023

Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

leather, rinse, repeat

Describes an extended interval of kinky sex dat includes periodic showers throughout said session.

I prefer just calm and normal intercourse --- no "leather, rinse, repeat" for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO October 13, 2023