Moose Knuckle

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.

Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!

by Craig October 28, 2002

Knuckle Sandwhich

The only food your uncle provides. Something he finds funnt but the rest of the world doesn't except for your other uncle.

YOU:Hey unc It's Nice seeing you.

UNCLE: Wanna Knuckle Sandwhich?

by Robbingthecradle June 21, 2009

purple knuckle

A dude who has been holding on to the same beer for so long, his knuckles are turning purple

Damn, Green Mike has been on that same beer for so long now, he gots a case of the Purple Knuckle

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009

bloody knuckles

What one gets after extensive fisting of a menstruating cooter.

Gian was forced to wash his bloody knuckles after fiercely fisting his fatass heavy loaded girl's menstruating vag.

by prashanth January 3, 2009

knucklehead

A playful name to call someone, mainly done by the mentally challenged

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Moose knuckle

A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe

For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!

by Ansoberry November 6, 2010