I just want to be friends

The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)

its not you, its my...... i just want to be friends

by p123 January 11, 2007

I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

Justin

A man who is simply beautiful; inside and out. Someone whose smarts, passion, and kindness will take him far in life. He makes you smile when seemingly nothing else in this entire g-dforsaken world can. He enjoys to drink, and he is a super-talented musician. If you get to experience the joy of knowing this man, you are truly amongst the fortunate.

Is that lovely man with the guitar Justin? Yes, that's Justin, he's simply wonderful.

by nobodygirl July 17, 2011

justin bobby

a character from "the hills" named justin; dated audrina; got the name justin bobby from Lo; wears cowboy boots to the beach.

justin bobbyyyyyyy

I heard justin bobby called you.

I think justin bobby hates us.

Homeboy wear cowboy boots to the beach?

by desi bobby November 6, 2007

Just sayin'

a phrase used to diffuse any ill feelings caused by a preceded remark.

sort of like a mentos.

"dude, your bitch has cankles...just sayin'."

by Yurhiness June 2, 2007

Justin Beiber

A nearly male version of Miley Cyrus. Canadian. Wanna-be gangster who acts like Usher is his best friend. Fans of his are usually 7 year old Disney fan-girls.

"Justin Beiber is a disgrace to Canada"

by Snape loves you January 26, 2010

justin beiber

the gayest person ever to have lived.

"OMG justin beiber is such a faggot!" " i knooowwww

by the jizzonater June 11, 2011