a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
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Get the Jonathan mug.The act of rolling a joint of marijuanna, this can include the act of aquiring the marijuanna, rolling papers and even down to finding the people to smoke it with- and what you will do afterwards.
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Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
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Get the Jonathan mug.A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.
Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?
by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018
Get the Janitor mug.Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
Get the Jonathan mug.Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
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