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Jonathan
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Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle
brother
.Jonathan is one of the most
annoying
people
you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so
small
!
Girl 2:
Haha
I was actually gonna fuck him,what a
loser
.
Jonathan
by
Maria&Mateo
November 22, 2018
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