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slang for macaroni and cheese

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by PatrickM June 1, 2006

jizmy

another name for girls named jenny

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by jenny April 22, 2003

jizz powder

The powdery white shit on the sheets in the morning

I woke up with jizz powder all over me

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Jizmark

Noun. The stain left behind resulting from male ejaculation.

"You should have seen the jizmark on Theresa's bed!"

by -r May 14, 2006

Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

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jizz head

a boy or girl with bright/bleach blonde hair.

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