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public execution jerk 

When one is to begin whacking it and join a zoom meeting with your camera set to automatically be on. Try to finish before you join.
Just failed the public execution jerk jimmie.

circle jerk 

I got the circle jerk's CD 'gig' the other day
circle jerk by Kate January 10, 2005

Jamaican Jerk 

A woman, who is currently menstruating and not wearing any protection, only panties, gives a guy a handjob and lets him cum all over her "Red Stripe".

Red Stripe is usually known as the most famous beer from Jamaica
"My girlfriend is on the rag, and it sounds weird, but that turns me on. She gave me a Jamaican Jerk the other day. It was awesome!"
Jamaican Jerk by Gutterbrain August 30, 2011

Tear Jerk 

When you masturbate while crying and use your tears for a lubricant
After he got dumped the threw a tear jerk to his ex girl friend for three weeks.
Tear Jerk by nick butz December 15, 2011

gabrielino circle-jerk 

a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events
"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"
When you are beating the meat, weedwacking, or any other variation of jacking off, and are about to bust but feel that the time is not right, or it is too early. Therefore you slow down to prevent the early yogurt shot and continue once the penis has calmed down slightly.
I had to slow jerk last night to prevent my premature busting problem.
slow jerk by Chet Porteous May 4, 2009