Bulletproof Insult

One of few insults in which there is no effictive comeback.

Bob-"Dude did you hear about John's bulletproof insult?"
Frank-"Haha yea all the guy could say was "Uh..SCREW YOU MAN!"

by StealthisPunk451 September 30, 2008

Haissam inspection

An inspection that reveals flaws so big that the whole endeavor under consideration is aborted

we had a look at it and it turned ou to be a Haissam inspection so we just dropped it

by FanOfWally August 9, 2010

Edible inspiration

When working or studying and one goes to the fridge for food.

When you feel bad or have a lack of energy, and after food you feel better and up for it.

i was feeling so rought i diddn't want to come out tonight, but after some edible inspiration I felt great!

by jackhowell24 December 12, 2010

premature insinuation

Premature insinuation is to give away or hint at something to early on, before you have the slightest proof or even know that what you are insinuating is the slightest bit true.

Detective Walsh: Virgo wasn't the one backing the money, now was he?

Suspect: What money....? Virgo is my dog...

Comissioner Tetley: Walsh, you need to get that premature insinuation of yours on a lock.

by RappersAreTheNewRockStars October 10, 2013

coochie inspector

this is when you are the one inspecting a coochie, or looking at a vagina.
a name you could call a friend as in mock protest.
gonocoligist.

Will: Hey Ted you get any last night with that drunken whore?
Ted: hah, you could call me the coochie inspector!
Will: what a loser, that all ya get?
Ted: sadly yeah she only let me look at it.

by Laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

wife insurance

The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.

"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."

by dipsys November 1, 2014

Weaboo Instagrammer

A weaboo fag who posts fag content to Instagram such as them eating sushi with their perfected chopsticks skills (or any other Japanese food typically presented in anime, manga, ect.), cosplay, bragging about his Japan culture-filled room, or just being a plain bitch and posting their my anime list with about 100 entries (most of them being plan to watch) and bragging about it. These creatures are also known for liking their own pics and bombarding the comments with hash tags.

Weaboo1: Dude I discovered a guy on Instagram that is like the most awesome person ever. His Instagram name is Weaboo Instagrammer 69 He posts alot of anime-related things and he has 32 watched anime. 32!

Weaboo2: Dude you and that guy are like the biggest weaboos I have ever seen. You probably haven't even watched Naruto or Sword Art Online. And FYI, I don't meant to brag or anything but like, I've watched 56.

by thatonewierddude June 21, 2016