Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.

Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 4, 2022

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 3, 2023

drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.

wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.

by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

chinese moose humper

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.

dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!

by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008

humpgasm

The sexual reaction of people to Black Eyed Peas' 'My Humps'. Similar to an orgasm but far more violent and all-over-the-place. Also results in spilled liquids, but generally of the alcoholic kind.

'OMIGOD THEY ARE PLAYING MY HUMPS'
*humpgasm*

'Did you just see Cindy? I think she humpgasmed!'

by Oody May 19, 2006