One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.
Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!
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Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!
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Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!
by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007
Get the Hippochristian mug.A pot seed in the joint that blows it up like a cigarette load. Rumored to cause sterillity in males.
by Penith Pumpah March 1, 2007
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"Why are you in your cupboard?"
"Hippos! ... They want my Pyjamas!"
"Ahh you have Hippolarconinsomiaphobia"
"Hippos! ... They want my Pyjamas!"
"Ahh you have Hippolarconinsomiaphobia"
by Merebo January 11, 2008
Get the Hippolarconinsomiaphobia mug.A variation on no homo used when the speaker has made a statement suggesting he/she is a hipster. The phrase implies that the speaker is aware of the hipster nature of his/her statement and wishes to clarify that he/she is in fact not a hipster.
Use of this statement generally solidifies the speaker's status as a hipster, especially if he/she uses it ironically.
Use of this statement generally solidifies the speaker's status as a hipster, especially if he/she uses it ironically.
No hipster, but I think the music of Justin Bieber is a harbinger of the death of high culture in this century.
by le lit March 15, 2011
Get the No Hipster mug.Back then, hipsters were people who simply appreciated any form of art and loved music(mainly jazz). Now, somehow, the idea real hipsters had transformed into people who either wear high-waisted pants and crop tops 24/7, or dress in pure "vintage". Not because they actually adore the style, but because all other "hipsters" are doing it. They are completely normal yet talk about being "very weird". Wanna be hipsters listen to indie rock, not because they like it, but because "that's what hipsters do". They most likely google "how to be a hipster" and follow everything they find. They wear moccasins and claim to not do their hair when they obviously put product in the night before or whilst getting ready in the morning. They claim to "not care" about their appearances yet they put ten pounds of makeup on everyday. They buy books on how to draw, create a couple of masterpieces for show, and drop the hobby altogether until they feel the need to create more proof of being true "artists". They want to be hippies and talk about nature as if they actually appreciate it, even though they couldn't care less in reality. Because everyone on the "hipster"-full website, tumblr, everyone now wants to be like every "hipster" they see.. which is why all wanna be hipsters hate everyone and want to move to the uk. They all claim to be different, yet they don't realize being "different" is taking over and now all wanna be ("original") hipsters are cliche. They are all pathetic.
wanna be hipster: "OMG LOOK AT THIS OVER-PRICED CROP TOP I FOUND. NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS, IM GOING TO BUY IT."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."
by anooonnnnnn September 25, 2011
Get the Wanna be hipster mug.Walking up to your friend's door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. This is often because you're both lame hipsters living in cheaper apartments/
The front buzzer hasn't worked for years. Just use the hipster doorbell and I'll come down to let you in.
by locke61dv February 13, 2009
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