brown glove

After fist fucking a girl anally, you pull your hand wrist out and the remnant feces makes it look as though you are wearing a brown glove.

Nikki always loved anal sex but I never thought she would be so into giving me a brown glove.

by emmeff July 30, 2006

the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

by anonymousclucker August 8, 2018

trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Governor of California, cyborg sent back from the year 2102 to take control of California, and then the whole world.

"Vote for me again next year, and I'll be back!"

*inagauration*
"Asta La Vista Gray Davis!"

by John Doe September 17, 2004

Grave Digger

An extremely large and long penis.

He may have been big, but at least he wasn't a grave digger.

by P-Cream May 22, 2011

Big Government

People may define the term in many different ways, but how it's actually used by everybody used boils down to one thing --

"Big government" is "government that does things I don't approve of".

And the opposite is of course "small government" -- "government that doesn't do things I don't approve of".

The Republicans say that the Democrats are the party of "big government", but the Republicans want to limit what we can do in the bedroom, they want a huge military, they're worried about which bathrooms we use ... who's the party of "big government" again?

or

The Democrats say that the Republicans are the party of "big government", but the Democrats want socialized healthcare, to keep God out of our schools, to open our borders, to have massive welfare programs ... who's the party of "big government" again?

by dougmc December 6, 2018

governator

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.

see george bush, or monkey.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003