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Goose-nannery

Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.
"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."

"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."
by the Lawdogg September 25, 2009
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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goose

Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.
"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.
by Yellowsnow March 9, 2004
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goose

Someone of higher importance or superiority.
The government consists of goose after goose, year after year.
by Tad bit Mad April 22, 2019
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Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.
She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.
by Snelp December 8, 2017
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Slam goose

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long
by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025
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Overlord Goose

Mad lad that gets hella pussy but is really insecure and cant handle being alone
Friend: you are such an overlord goose
Me: oh :(
by Guwuse April 11, 2020
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