gobernante

When a guess is so horribly wrong that it doesn't even make sense.

Person 1: *shows a picture of a hippo*
Person 2: Is that a construction crane?
Person 1: Oh what a gobernante...

by TheBlyatMaker July 20, 2019

Gooker

A word pertaining to that of a male genitalia. The word's origins can be traced back to when a young child mispronounced the nickname he had given to his genitals, "goober," being the word's root.

Example 1
Person 1: Zach, my gooker hurts
Person 2: Jacob shut the fuck up

Example 2
Person 1: Babe I've been waiting all week to finally see you. What do you want to do to me tonight? It's all up to you.
Person 2: Hmm yes maybe I shall baptize you in my 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 during this fine evening mmm yes so tasty

by Gooker Boy August 26, 2019

gooderest

when defining how good something is for Clara

it is the gooderest thing

by ManTheStan October 3, 2019

gooferblaf

a extremely funny person or considered class clown

hey jamie is such a gooferblaf

by why names taken October 25, 2019

goodern hail

Adjective: Describes something that is "good as hell", meaning excellent, of superior and unequal merit or worth.

"That new Skoal dip tastes "goodern hail"
"Let me try some!"
"Do not touch the can!"

by Virgjmewkjwe.lhdwwedxexdqewdde December 5, 2019

googer

a silicon valley millionaire who hunts poor people for sexual sport

elon musk is a googer

by bb homemaker December 22, 2019

goobser

The floppy hose in the man's undercarriage that is held up by supporters

That goobser is really gross. He is a soldier and has taken the drug blood to stay erect.

by GreatGuppyGod March 18, 2020