Comb the Goat

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010

What really bites my goat

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."

What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.

by JuneBug_1776 August 29, 2010

goat roping

COUNTRY MUSIC

CHRIS IS PLAYING THAT GOAT ROPING MUSIC AGAIN

by THE KRACKEN February 22, 2014

Goatee

The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.

I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

Nanny Goat

A know it all. Someone who insist on being right and will go to any means to prove that they are correct. Nanny goats hold a wealth of information but can be confused with pretentiuos by those unfamiliar with nanny goatisms. Nanny goats are often misunderstood because of their eagerness to share all they know.

Meg was right again. She is always having nanny goat moments.

by terpin October 7, 2011

goatee

Typical brand of a douchebag. They assume that girls automatically want to sleep with them because of it, but really it looks more like glued on pubes. See also soul patch and facial pubes.

Girl1:Hey did you see Graham today? He has a goatee.

Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.

by Just In E February 11, 2010

goatfuck

The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.

Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.

by Saint Jimmy April 14, 2005