Ken was a 18 yr old virgin at basic training, taking a shower. His drill instructor was also showering. Ken was asked by the instructor if he could suck the young airman off. Ken said yes after much debate. Soon the instructor and Ken went to far and went all the way.
by Easy airman March 29, 2019
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Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011
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"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
by KadV January 24, 2009
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me: im hungry
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friend: bro whats wrong
me: no cheese sticks
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me: no cheese sticks
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Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"
Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
by CMallinson December 20, 2008
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" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"
by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010
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