Fatherless

Someone who's father fucking left

Peter 'Wow look at Kevin he's so fatherless'
Michal 'Yeah lol i agree father obviously left'

by FazeFatherlessMan<3 October 29, 2021

Father Dalton

Head of the shit show

LUKE: have you seen Father Dalton
ZACK: oh yeah that guy, he’s the head of the shit show

by fraud ron October 31, 2021

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Father Cleomenis

Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.

His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.

Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.

by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021

father hahn

a man who cares too much, yet cares too little. also loves chemistry and hates sarah. kale’s probably his favorite. also likes running.

who loves chemistry the most? definitely father hahn

by kaleidoscope_ November 24, 2021

Fatherless

LGBTQ people.

Emma: “I’m gay”
Tyrone: “do you know your dad by any chance”
Emma: “No”
Tyrone: “I knew you were Fatherless”

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

fathergaimon

The best person on anitok, never misses, and so hot. Everybody wants to kiss him and one day he will be more famous that fathergohan.

Yeah, fathergaimon is so hot!!!!

by gaimonlove November 26, 2021