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Faceshot 

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.
Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory
Faceshot by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

Fake relationship day 

Fake relationship day is on April 30th. Anyone can ask someone they want to be their partner for the day.
“Hey girl it’s fake relationship day wanna be my girlfriend for the day?”
“Yeah sure we can go on a fake date”

Fake Depressed 

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.
Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

fake cake 

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.
Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake
fake cake by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021

Fake Emergency 

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.
They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.
Fake Emergency by AR2021 July 4, 2021

fake patriot 

Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.
"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"
fake patriot by Jlavaman July 14, 2021