drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 8, 2019

drunk chuckle

A chuckle let out by someone visibly intoxicated in rapid succession, similar to how one may imagine a chipmunk may sound if tickled

“My guy, you’re crazy right now.”
“heheheheheheheh” (at double speed)
“My man just let out a drunk chuckle”

by squallman April 12, 2019

drunk auntie

that one auntie that drank to much at the cookout and start getting messy.

vonnie;girl who is that.
jasmine;girl thats my drunk auntie may.

by vvsthebaddest December 17, 2019

drunkals

A personal that frequents your local pub, who is always drunk

Bruce: Steve, we were trying to have a quiet frothy but they are so any drunkals here, let’s bounce.

by D.Mackk December 24, 2019

drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.

Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.

by John Wordsleuth March 2, 2020

Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020