Head date

when you see some one from far away(but only the back of there head)and say there pretty hot then when you go up to them there ugly as hell

EX of a head date:

Wow that guys hot
(walk up to him...he turns around)
1. AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!(run for the hills)
or
2. say "can i date ur back side!!!"

by kkberk94 October 12, 2008

spray date

When you go on a date during the course of which you give (or receive) a hand-job.

I went out with Thomo last night... later on when things got steamy it turned in to a spray date.

by Krokie April 4, 2009

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

street date

Someone who chats you up on the street outside a bar or club and you hang out with the rest of the night.

After a night out at Raffles, I went to VQ to get some food with my new street date.

by GabrielKing June 9, 2011

53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

No-Homo Date

When two guys go on a date with each other and they aren't gay

"Hey Daniel, let's go out today on a No-Homo date."

by Memelord231 December 11, 2017

Louisiana Lunch Date

After a couple men ejaculate into a girls asshole, she proceeds to fart it into another girls vagina

Jenny: This gang bang needs to finish off with a Louisiana Lunch Date

by hannaharendt June 15, 2019