anal cookie

a piece of shit that comes out of the asshole

OMG that is one HUGE anal cookie !!

by B0B January 2, 2005

Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

by G-Union May 6, 2003

cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Cookie Whore

A cookie whore is a person who cant be trusted with any cake or chocolate. Be wary of those called katie, they get vicious! cookie Stealing

Guy 1: hey wheres my fucking cookie!
Guy 2: keep your voice down we all know katie's a cookie whore!

by mortalperil July 11, 2010

cooked unit

To be an absolute unit and have drunk to much or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Ive drunk too much and all deez bitches are up in me grills - Imma cooked unit"

by Hoe Base Team Member August 17, 2014

Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.

1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008