punchin the clown

for a male to masturbate

johnny punched his clown after the hot date.

by jim white May 14, 2005

Sucko the Clown

Know best for his utterly anticlimactic magic tricks; his not very funny jokes, and the ability to piss off just about anyone yet managing to gain applause at the end of his act. Sucko the Clown ruled the underground Vaudeville and Cabaret circuit from 1995 to 2001. Then literally vanished off the face of the earth. It was rumored that he became a Mexican Luchador by the name of Don Bobby Oso El Piaso Supremo and then later a boxer. But these are rumors.

Did you see Sucko the Clowns act last nite at La Val's Underground...it sucked.

by Unfamous clowns April 15, 2007

Death Valley Clown Car

The act of have 2 Wieners in every hole used for sex at the same time.

Man, can you believe that whore at that party took the Death Valley Clown Car?! She took it like a champ!

by Unholy Warheart May 18, 2011

clown walkin

People tryin to c-walk really fast. And the faster you move, the more you look like a clown!

"that's not c-walkin, that's clown walkin"

by winsten June 13, 2006

Insane Clown Posse

A great rap group that are probably considered the most hated rap group ever, which dosn't effect them at all, since time and time again they come out with great music and the're lyrics are funny as hell. The two members of the group are Violent J and Shaggy2dope, who grew up gangbangers and are now Self-made millionaires. Often the people who hate them, hate them for the stupidest reasons (i.e. OMG, They wannabes!1!!1) If they were wannabes, why don't they have anything gangsta? I mean there clowns that sing rap, how is that trying to be gangsta?

Normal Person: The ICP has cool music.
n00b: they be GaNgSta!!11!!Shift+1!!!1111
Normal Person:...

by The True Spikes July 27, 2005

Clown Question

A question that is utterly ridiculous or completely irrelevant to the current situation.

Reporter: What is your favorite beer?

Bryce Harper: I'm not answering that.

Reporter: Why not?

Bryce Harper: That's a clown question bro.

by Dr. Octogonopus BLA June 24, 2012

Lesbian Clown

one who is exploited participating in silly acts or follies and it called out on it. A general term to light heartedly dis someone.

"You thought that you were cool, you lesbian clown!"

by Lesbo Mofunga February 2, 2005