Bowl of Clam Chowder

Similar to a Clam Bowl which is the female version of a fruit bowl but in this variation, the woman must have a yeast infection. The cheesier the yeast, the more "chowdery" the effect will be.

I would've gotten with her but, when she dropped trow, it was a the biggest bowl of clam chowder I have ever seen!

by I got you back September 22, 2011

Steam The Clam

When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.

Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave

by Big Mama Chainsaw July 28, 2012

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Clambake

The act of orally pleasing a vagina

Guy 1: Yo I threw a clambake last night, smell my musstache
Guy 2: You enjoy it?
Guy 1: I'd funnel it if i could!

by Mussstachio November 3, 2009

clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.

Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

Boston Clam Bake

noun-The female version of a male Teabag. The name comes the warm, moist residue left behind on a person's head after the act is done. Can be used for both sexual and hulimiating to a person.

Dude, there is nothing better than a good Boston Clam Bake.

I love a little Boston Clam Bake in the morning with my coffee

by Domi-Johnny April 9, 2010

clam slam

Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!

I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.

by Teddyx February 10, 2009