the captain

When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the Captain Morgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.

o man, last night me and my girlfriend got so hammered off Captain Morgans i had to pull the captain on her...

by Mish UB December 9, 2008

Captain Marvel

A sexual act where the the male positions his asshole over a female's face where she begins to tongue said asshole as the male pleasures himself simultaneously. As the male reaches climax he will usually yell, "SHAZAM!" This move is sometimes referred to as "The Billy Batson."

As she laid on her back I decided to try a Captain Marvel on that hoe.

by jtchiefs83 February 6, 2009

Captain Toasty

A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).

Captain Toasty just kicked my ass, which is no surprise.

by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

captain black-mouth

The after taste of a cheap cigar.

Hey bill, I have a bad case of captain black-mouth

by mike o. May 25, 2009

captain geeg

gangsta ass dogg ( canine )
Proud, full of self-esteem dog with nothing to lose

yo, captain geeg just bit the juice out me son.

yo, keep captain geeg away from that blood drop.

yo, captain geeg jus lit that nigga up.

yo, attack captain geeg.

by T Boogey Main May 31, 2009

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".

A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"

But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"

by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011