Cokerbation 

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.

"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"

Cokerbation by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Captain Cokeface 

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.

Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface

Captain Cokeface by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019

cokey 

a cokehead
originated in the '20s
refer to cab calloway lyrics

all you cokeys in the room ain't gonna miss me yet

cokey by katiecrackcorn May 22, 2007

Cokes 

Extremely thick-lensed eyeglasses, commonly worn by nerdy, socially awkward people. If you look straight at someone who is wearing cokes, it appears as if their eyes are either larger or way smaller than they actually are. This is due to light refraction through the deep glass. Popular in decades past, eyeglass technology has come far enough that no one needs to be subjected to it anymore.

"Carl wore the worst cokes i've ever seen. He was really bad."
"I can't keep a straight face when looking at our science teacher, man, she's got cokes like it ain't no joke!"
"I feel kinda bad about it now, but when i was fighting with Sid i hit him hard in the eye and broke his cokes."

Cokes by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

cokehead 

the current president

Back in the 70's when W thought no one was looking.....

cokehead by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

Coker Poked 

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

Coker Poked by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007

coken't

the opposite of coke

Jim: hey do you want some coken't
Kim: what?
Jim: *shows Pepsi*

coken't by ZAMODA June 9, 2018