Calp

The sound an animal makes when eating something crunchy.

“Jonathan’s dog is calping loudly, I like it.”

by Szkzkzkzka January 5, 2025

Clap wood

Masturbating

Man I woke up with morning wood and had to clap wood for it to subside.

by Ultimate Underdog February 5, 2026

Clap Train

Having an Std and infecting multiple people

Can you believe she started the clap train

by Cookietwister July 30, 2025

Calpis

A beverage of Japanese origin known for its unique flavor, which some humorously suggest resembles "cow piss". Despite the quirky name, its main ingredient is actually lemon water, giving it a refreshing and tangy taste.

I tried Calpis for the first time, and despite its odd name sounding like "cow piss", it was surprisingly delicious and very refreshing!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

Clampett

Clampett. (v.) The act of performing felatio while joyfully swinging one's head from side to side and humming a tune to the beat of the Beverely Hillbillies Theme Song.

Ewwwwww Doggie. I had me a Clampett last night. My girlfriend even donned pigtails for me in a tribute to Elly May

by the kid from MAD magazine August 22, 2025

Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025