Carpet

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

That girl is dressed like such a carpet.

by TracyL January 18, 2007

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 16, 2009

Carpe Noctem

Latin for 'Seize the day'.

It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.

It was also a name of a goth magazine that ran in the 1990s. And also a dutch filmclub.

Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?

Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.

by xMaGiCx July 20, 2006

carpaski

kar-pa-skii, the

Developer you can always blame for major portage faults.

<ciaranm> wtf, portage just unmerged itself!

or

<seemant> carpaski, portage just unmerged baselayout!

or

<weeve> omg, portage just ate all my pizza!!

by bazik December 28, 2003

carparkgolf

golf ball to ground

carparkgolf
step1 you need:
1 golf ball
1 carpark with nice hard ground
1 arm
step 2 fun part:
throw golf ball at the floor as hard as phythisicaly posible
step 3:
watch the ball come back hit the ground a go very high.
P.S may cause damage if hits something

by pandaman2 June 26, 2008

carparimater

The area of carpet carparimater around the wall and furniture your vacuum can't reach.

Why can't they invent a vacuum that gets the carparimater?

by Jay Lynn December 19, 2008

carpetulate

To surrender to the fact that your vacuum cleaner will never pick up that little piece of thread, so you bend over and pick it up yourself.

I went over the dental floss five times with my dustbuster before I finally carpetulated.

by tommygeee September 11, 2010