beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

boner wedgie

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.

i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.

by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner

Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.

Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.

by P-Boo March 3, 2011

Boner Assasin

An fucking ugly girl

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!

by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

Anti-boner

1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.

2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die

3. Used to describe the ugliest of women

"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"


"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."

"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."

by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009

illegal boner

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.

I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2009