Blackspoken

Adjective: to sound
African American when you are
not, usually to someone's
surprise.

When someone of non -black background sounds black and it catches you
by surprise because you
expected to hear them
sound ethnic and you say,
"wow, my girlfriend Venessa calls her girlfriends bro, she is blackspoken".

by VenessasBigDaddy May 9, 2014

block post

A block post is a complaint post about people who block. Apparently blocking with no rhyme nor reason. The ironic thing is the people who complain about being blocked are usually the worst blockers.

Kyree was at it again: no one was replying to his block post about his being unjustly blocked because he himself had blocked most of those he expected to respond! Not too bright, our Kyree.

by Chuck_Tom June 11, 2018

Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.

Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.

by Xenon32 March 1, 2010

deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.

Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.

by cakenbake May 6, 2014

Programming Block

A term referring to programming when you completely have no ideas of what to make, or how to continue. You actually know how to, but you just can't think how.

Sam: Ugh, I don't know what to make.......
Sam's Friend: Ah, so you have a Programming Block?
Sam: Yes.

by TheUrbanScripter April 7, 2015

L-Block Toilets

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020