National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

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Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.

I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.

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On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.

Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏

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The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

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The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.

“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”

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May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob

Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long

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A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person

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