bustard

this word defines an angry/rude bus-driver

when little Joanie accidently queefed whilst sitting in the front seat of her schoolbus, the loud noise startled Ronald Nesster the 48yr old bus driver. This violation of Ronalds very firm "no noise while on the bus rule" promptly got Joanie kicked off the bus. "what a bustard!" Joanie told her friends later at lunch.

by Jumbipah December 15, 2009

Emo Bastard

Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo. Rednecks dont have freinds so dont try and say emo's steal your freinds. Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.

non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.

by brianxcore December 28, 2005

lucky bastard

n. an indoor frisbee game created in 2011 on the third floor of Glassell Hall at Rhodes College in Memphis, Tennessee where two teams of any number of players stand at opposite ends of a hallway approximately 40 feet apart and attempt to throw a frisbee down the length of the hall and into the opponents trash can. Upon successful score, the opposing team is forced to drink.

Aaron: Dude, I got my frisbee.
Danny: Lucky Bastard?
Aaron: yes. fuck yes.

by ScaryHenry September 13, 2011

bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.

David Richardson

by Andy Massie February 6, 2003

The Magnificent Bastard

1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.

2) Popular label for a small package.

Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.

by His ex May 2, 2005