School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.

I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.

School Bathrooms by ToddRidesBurton December 7, 2009

bathroom

For men a bathroom is a place to piss, shit, vomit, jerk off, shower, shave and read.

For women a bathroom is a place to wash up, prepare, shave, brush, bath, relax, clean and to chat.

For many, the bathroom is the last stronghold of privacy.

Steve: Oh fuck, I feel terrible, I can't tell if I'm goin to shit or vomit.
Jeff: Whatever your problems are you can resolve them in the bathroom.

bathroom by benormous April 28, 2006

Gamer Girl Bathwater 

The best reason to legalize the purge ever.

"I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*

Gamer Girl Bathwater by Johan The Destroyer July 27, 2019

bathroops!

1.v. the act of accidentally walking in to the opposite gender bathroom.
2.n. One who repetedly accidentally enters the wrong restroom. (bathrooper)

1. dude, I just totally bathrooped. Man I feel like an ass.
2. I am such a bathrooper. I need to learn to read the little pictograms better.

bathroops! by chernobylspice October 9, 2003

Bathroom Eyes 

A more urban version of Bedroom Eyes.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.

That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.

She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.

Bathroom Eyes by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008

Bathroom Bashing

Causing intense damage to a public bathroom while under the influence of alcohol.

Peter and I did some crazy bathroom bashing at the bar last night.

Bathroom Bashing by Cino XL FL April 23, 2009

bathroom camper 

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.

If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.

bathroom camper by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010