Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

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untangling balloons

Fallacio or oral sex.

"I was turned around untangling balloons out the back window."

by Untangled Balloons June 9, 2022

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Spongebob Balloon

Spongebob Balloon walks in a store and also very scary11!!11!

Person 1: omg did you see that spongebob balloon meme??!!
Person 2: yes it's very creepy!!!!!!!111

by real_brobgonal June 23, 2022

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When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

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Spy Balloon

..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?

Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

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