baby prostitute

A young girl who's not old enough to be a slut, but she is one.

Janis: What is this smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks!

by Rayffle April 23, 2009

Babycaking

To take the easy road and all easy means necessary.

Jimmy quick babycaking it and pick up the shovel.

by Jace Whitaker June 26, 2008

baby dust

wishing baby dust on a woman or couple is a way of wishing them luck on concieving.

Good luck and lots of baby dust to you, I hope it works out

by Miss Lexxi May 26, 2009

Baby-ducking

When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck

These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.

by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012

kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

by arnie123 June 8, 2018