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A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.
I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.
by arnie123 June 08, 2018
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