The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."

I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.

by The_Egoist June 7, 2011

Ah, but I digress, I really do

A phrase used in order to:
1)sway the topic(salad) being tossed around
2)insult someone

Ha, you suck! Ah, but i digress, i really do.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.

That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

by Jeerve May 26, 2014