boner drum 

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

boner drum by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016

boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.

boner rhythm by TheCarl June 24, 2016

boner prison 

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

boner prison by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016

Boner Dab 

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.

I will Boner Dab your face.

Boner Dab by Boner Dab January 4, 2017

boner subs 

When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.

I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!

boner subs by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 8, 2017

boner equinox 

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

boner equinox by SapDMan January 30, 2017

boner titties 

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

boner titties by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017