Black Squirrel

The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.

Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?

Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

astro black

Quasimoto

Astro Black ain't the one to play the hydrant game.

by Seamus O'Houlihan March 26, 2010

Rebecca Black

A 13-year-old singer who knows the order of the days of the week.

Albert: Dude, I'm so glad that tomorrow's Saturday.

Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!

Albert: .....

Marshall: And yesterday is Thursday!

Albert: .....

Marshall: And today is Friday!

Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!

Albert: .....

Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.

by Slartibartfast11 April 9, 2011

blacked out

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.

-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.

by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007

black album

Metallica album released in 1991, it was officially self-titled, it was nicknamed "black album" after the completely dark black art cover. Metallica's most popular album, sold over 10 million copies.

the Black Album may have made them the biggest selling heavy metal band, but Master of Puppets is their best album in my opinion.

by Tony March 10, 2004

black men don't cheat

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .

"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"

by aguzejr December 30, 2017

blaccent

A manner of speaking indicative of the stereotypical African American (or someone trying sound as such).

Not to be confused with slang, the blaccent is identified by the way words are prounounced...not the words themselves.

Me: I called customer service and the African American gentleman was very helpful.

Friend: How do you know he was African American?

Me: He spoke with a blaccent.

by SKiTz The Gemini October 19, 2007