Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

create bullshit

Making up things that are not true

“I don’t create bullshit”

by Hhaveryfunny May 15, 2018

Fucking bullshit

Math... just math

math is literal fucking bullshit

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.

*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."

by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019

Fantasy bullshit

Something Josh once said.

Something something fantasy bullshit

by bigalke93 January 8, 2019

Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.

Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.

by KarenDraws May 22, 2019