Beastiality

Sexual intercourse with an animal such as; a dog; cat; goat etc...

"I just watched beastiality in the woods with Joann"

by buritosxtacos December 12, 2017

Bastiaan

He is a great and loyal friend, he will not leave you alone in difficult times. He will tell you clever jokes here and there that will make you laugh a lot. Bastiaan has the best ear ever, music is his thing, he will recognize melodies in random songs that you are listening to. Friendly and very patient. He is good at many things, lately dancing.

Girl 1: I would like a Bastiaan as a boyfriend

Bastiaan: Oooookay!

by Buñuelo ya November 23, 2021

no beastie

a term meaning: seriously, non-sexually or no offense implied.

i dont like your new shirt, no beastie.
meaning: i dont like your new shirt but i mean no offense.

by kayzeejay April 3, 2011

A Beasting

A time on a Monday evening when a certain individual and his mother take off their clothes and put baked beans (must be heinz) up their Mothers anus and fart them into the mouth of the partner

Last night me and my dear mother had a beasting, it was a very pleasurable experience.

by CheeseyCheese6969 May 22, 2015

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

beating around the bush

fucking a girl who doesnt shave

"If i were you, i wouldnt have sex with her. You'd be beating around the bush."

"Why man?"

"'Cause she doesnt shave it!"

by Kyle, Travis January 13, 2006

Beastiality

Having sex with one or more animals. THis is illegal in the United States and most countries

Sarah David was trialed for beastiality in 2011

by mostattractivepersonever November 27, 2011